Asshole Offset Credits, create a better world by leaving an asshole neutral footprint

Have you been told that you’re an asshole lately?

Or do you just plain know that you’ve acted like an asshole?

Saying “I’m sorry” is nice, so is buying flowers. BUT with Asshole Offset Credits™ you can erase your Asshole Footprint, like it was never even there. And don’t we all want to leave an asshole neutral world to our children?

Asshole Offset Credits™ are an affordable way to leave an Asshole Neutral Footprint.

How it works:

Calculate your Asshole Footprint and Credits needed.
Purchase the Credits needed.
Good Deeds, which would not otherwise have occurred, will be done strictly on your behalf, thus neutralizing your assholiness.
You will receive e-mail notification with a video link showing the Good Deed. You will also receive a Certificate documenting the event.
You may also request the video to be e-mailed to any involved persons with an explanation.
To further ensure good karma we will donate 10% of our profits to your choice of one of our charities.

CALCULATE YOUR ASSHOLE FOOTPRINT NOW

Good Deeds:
These are good acts of kindness and charity which are specifically occurring as a result of, and to neutralize, your assholiness.

Mission Statement
We have no mission other than to leave an asshole neutral world to the children.

Does your boss need some Asshole Offset Credits™?
Your inlaws?
Buy your Karmically challenged friends an
Asshole Offset Credits™ gift certificate.

You know who they are.
If they don't need it now, they soon will.

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